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  <title>today i heard quothe said lol and then i said lo</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard quothe said lol and then i said lol and then i was like omg were totally meant to be you knowquot<br><br>By: JMUdesi<br />on 30-12-2009<br>Category: Love<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>JMUdesi</author>
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  <title>today i heard girl you know africa
guy yeah</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard girl you know africa
guy yeah
girl where is it on this map cause ive been lookin all over europe and cant find the bloody country<br><br>By: Greg<br />on 08-12-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Greg</author>
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  <title>today i heard quotis that girl a lesbian  or</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard quotis that girl a lesbian  or is she just foreign quot<br><br>By: Alex<br />on 08-12-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Alex</author>
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  <title>today i heard boy quotso im going to egypt ov</title>
  <link>http://www.todayiheard.com/view/Miscellaneous/224</link>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard boy quotso im going to egypt over christmasquot
girl quotwow do you think itll snow over therequot<br><br>By: Nat<br />on 08-12-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Nat</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl say  quoti woke up with 4 </title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl say  quoti woke up with 4 people in my bed and i didnt know which 1 id slept withquot<br><br>By: Sammi<br />on 08-12-2009<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Sammi</author>
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  <title>today i heard a guy ask  quotdoes a donkey have</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a guy ask  quotdoes a donkey have wingsquot<br><br>By: Jake<br />on 08-12-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jake</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl at the drunkbus bus-stop say</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl at the drunkbus bus-stop say im not wearing any underpants either <br><br>By: GetARoom<br />on 05-12-2009<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>GetARoom</author>
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  <title>today i heard a ganster kid in my class say quot</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a ganster kid in my class say quotthats wickity wickity wakquot<br><br>By: icecreamandwaffles<br />on 30-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>today i heard a girl say quotthis would go so m</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl say quotthis would go so much faster if they had only one elevator going up and the other going downquot<br><br>By: Nolan<br />on 30-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Nolan</author>
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  <title>today i heard a guy say quotdude the us has </title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a guy say quotdude the us has the best army in the nation hands downquot<br><br>By: Ryan<br />on 30-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ryan</author>
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  <title>today i heard my sister say  quoti can count on</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard my sister say  quoti can count on three fingers the number of times youve done the dishesquot<br><br>By: Rachel<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: Family<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rachel</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl say i saw that on the </title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl say i saw that on the news yesterdayand by the news i mean facebook<br><br>By: Ryan<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: College and Uni<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Ryan</author>
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  <title>today i heard while waiting to start a test  girl</title>
  <link>http://www.todayiheard.com/view/College%20and%20Uni/214</link>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard while waiting to start a test  girl to class quotgood luck everybodyquot professor to girl quotyou dont get invited to many parties do youquot<br><br>By: Haley<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: College and Uni<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Haley</author>
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  <title>today i heard someone say quoti know what you me</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard someone say quoti know what you mean every time she talks to me i just feel like i need a shower afterwardquot<br><br>By: Tracy<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: College and Uni<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Tracy</author>
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  <title>today i heard a professor say quotso i divorced</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a professor say quotso i divorced my wife she got the kids and the house i got the windmill i think i got the better end of the dealquot<br><br>By: Dan<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: Family<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Dan</author>
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  <title>today i heard a guy say to a group of girls quot</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a guy say to a group of girls quoti called you fat like three hours ago shut the fuck up about itquot<br><br>By: Luke<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: College and Uni<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Luke</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl say quotim so high and i k</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl say quotim so high and i keep blinking so fast that my eyes cant keep upquot<br><br>By: Emily<br />on 28-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Emily</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl on the phone quotmy roomma</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl on the phone quotmy roommate has h1n1 at least its not swinequot<br><br>By: Jeanie<br />on 26-11-2009<br>Category: College and Uni<br>Yes Votes: 24 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jeanie</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl ask quothow many halves ar</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl ask quothow many halves are in a gamequot<br><br>By: Mary<br />on 24-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Mary</author>
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  <title>today i heard a girl say quoti want to be picke</title>
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    <![CDATA[today i heard a girl say quoti want to be picked to sing the national anthemor the star spangled bannerquot<br><br>By: Katie<br />on 24-11-2009<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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