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Today I heard a guy say: " It's not rape, it's surprise-sex ! "

#120 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:59 PM by Mike - Sex - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (19)

Today I heard a girl say: "did you know, the United States is the most overweight Country in America"

#159 (0) - Nov 11, 2009 09:03 PM by Jackie - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (18) - Thats normal talk (11)

Today I heard someone say that H1N1 doesn't exist and is a government and media scam to scare people

#109 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:18 PM by i hear things - Health - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (10)

Today I heard a ganster kid in my class say "that's wickity wickity wak!"

#220 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 08:11 PM by icecreamandwaffles - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (10)

Today I heard: Guy 1 - I would totally suck dick for free tuition! Guy 2 - who wouldn't?

#96 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:57 PM by Anna - College and Uni - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (9)

Today I heard: Girl 1: my one roommate has the flu so bad, she hasn't eaten in like a week, she throws up everything! Girl 2: oh my god really? Girl 1: yeah, she's lost like 10 lbs !! Girl 2: oh my god, i wish i had the flu. Girl 1: me too.. lucky bitch.

#98 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:58 PM by Rachel - Health - They said that?! (14) - Thats normal talk (9)

Today I heard some guy say: "What was i supposed to say? ... Sorry for getting you pregnant?"

#112 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:47 PM by Dixon - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (8)

Today I heard my sister say : "I can count on three fingers the number of times you've done the dishes"

#216 (0) - Feb 8, 6949 12:59 PM by Rachel - Family - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (8)

Today I heard waiting for a coffee: Girl: "oh my god i love it doggy style!"

#78 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:29 PM by Nikki - Sex - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (7)

Today I heard: Asian: Are you guys watching porn? 
Guys watching porn: Yes.
 Asian: Is it in HD?

#83 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:34 PM by Terence - Sex - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (7)

Today I heard one guy say to another on campus: "Hey dude, I didn't even recognize you! I've never seen you sober."

#138 (0) - Nov 9, 2009 12:55 AM by Kara - College and Uni - They said that?! (6) - Thats normal talk (7)

Today I heard a brown guy say: "It's hard to see brown girls in the dark"

#114 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:50 PM by Kaitlyn - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (7)

Today I heard a girl say "H1N1 only effects the average age group of like 14-18 the most. And I'm 19 so IM GOOD!"

#140 (0) - Nov 9, 2009 01:04 AM by Joseph - Health - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (7)

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