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Lame Stories
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Today I heard someone say that H1N1 doesn't exist and is a government and media scam to scare people
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Today I heard a ganster kid in my class say "that's wickity wickity wak!"
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Today I heard: Guy 1 - I would totally suck dick for free tuition! Guy 2 - who wouldn't?
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Today I heard some guy say: "What was i supposed to say? ... Sorry for getting you pregnant?"
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Today I heard a brown guy say: "It's hard to see brown girls in the dark"
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