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Category: Family

Today I heard my sister say : "I can count on three fingers the number of times you've done the dishes"

#216 (0) - Feb 9, 6949 12:59 PM by Rachel - Family - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (8)

Today I heard a professor say: "So I divorced my wife, she got the kids and the house, I got the windmill, I think I got the better end of the deal."

#212 (0) - Feb 9, 5971 12:59 PM by Dan - Family - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard someone say "Oh look a letter from my asshole father." (opens letter) "He only sent me 200 dollars this week."

#192 (0) - Feb 9, 6639 12:58 PM by Ross - Family - They said that?! (25) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard a guy say "I don't even care, my parents will kick their butts. Or maybe my grandad."

#191 (0) - Feb 9, 6533 12:58 PM by Dean - Family - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (3)

Today I heard some girl say: "And It Doesnt Even Matter That Were First Cousins"

#115 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:51 PM by Chris - Family - They said that?! (27) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard a father at a girls soccer game, with family surrounding him say "get off your knees ref, you're blowing the game."

#58 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 11:26 AM by Brett - Family - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (5)

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