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Today I heard: Girl: You know Africa? Guy: Yeah... Girl: Where is it on this map, cause i've been lookin' all over Europe and cant find the bloody Country!

#226 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:38 PM by Greg - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard: "Is that girl a lesbian ... or is she just foreign? "

#225 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:37 PM by Alex - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard: Boy: "So I'm going to Egypt over Christmas" Girl: "Wow, do you think it'll snow over there?"

#224 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:35 PM by Nat - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (0) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a guy ask: "Does a donkey have wings?"

#222 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:33 PM by Jake - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard a ganster kid in my class say "that's wickity wickity wak!"

#220 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 08:11 PM by icecreamandwaffles - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (10)

Today I heard a girl say: "This would go so much faster if they had only one elevator going up, and the other going down"

#218 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 06:46 PM by Nolan - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (6) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a guy say: "Dude, the U.S. has the BEST army in the Nation.. hands down"

#217 (0) - Nov 30, 2009 06:45 PM by Ryan - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a girl say "I'm so high and I keep blinking so fast that my eyes cant keep up!"

#210 (0) - Feb 9, 5465 12:59 PM by Emily - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a girl ask: "How many halves are in a game?"

#208 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 07:45 PM by Mary - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (12) - Thats normal talk (2)

Today I heard a girl say: "I want to be picked to sing the national anthem....or the star spangled banner"

#205 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 07:35 PM by Katie - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard: "I found an unfinished pack of birth control!! Somebody's getting pregnant!!"

#203 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 07:33 PM by Drake - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (5)

Today I heard a guy say: "They better have some good protein today. Is that fuckin' shrimp? They got fuckin' stir fry up in this bitch? Shit just got fuckin' real bra"

#199 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 07:26 PM by Luke - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard: "sorry, i'm really bad at geography...and geometry...pretty much anything that starts with a g. Except ganja, i'm really good at ganja."

#195 (0) - Nov 19, 2009 11:24 AM by James - Miscellaneous - They said that?! (6) - Thats normal talk (3)

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