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Category: miscellaneous
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Today I heard: "Is that girl a lesbian ... or is she just foreign? "
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Today I heard a guy ask: "Does a donkey have wings?"
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Today I heard a ganster kid in my class say "that's wickity wickity wak!"
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Today I heard a guy say: "Dude, the U.S. has the BEST army in the Nation.. hands down"
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Today I heard a girl say "I'm so high and I keep blinking so fast that my eyes cant keep up!"
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Today I heard a girl ask: "How many halves are in a game?"
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Today I heard: "I found an unfinished pack of birth control!! Somebody's getting pregnant!!"
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