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Today I heard a girl say: "I woke up with 4 people in my bed, and i didnt know which 1 i'd slept with!"

#223 (0) - Dec 8, 2009 04:34 PM by Sammi - Sex - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a girl at the drunkbus bus-stop say: I'm not wearing any underpants EITHER.

#221 (0) - Dec 5, 2009 10:30 AM by GetARoom - Sex - They said that?! (1) - Thats normal talk (3)

Today I heard a guy say: "Holy shit I think my asshole needs stitches!"

#202 (0) - Nov 24, 2009 07:31 PM by Josh - Sex - They said that?! (10) - Thats normal talk (4)

Today I heard a guy say: "Man, you sleep with everyone, gays, lesbians, transvestites"

#183 (0) - Nov 14, 2009 10:21 AM by Anna - Sex - They said that?! (9) - Thats normal talk (4)

Today I heard a girl say: "I would have sex with Heath Ledger's dead body, he is that good looking"

#182 (0) - Nov 14, 2009 10:19 AM by Chris - Sex - They said that?! (11) - Thats normal talk (4)

Today I heard a guy say: "Turkey is the second best date rape drug"

#181 (0) - Nov 14, 2009 10:19 AM by Matt - Sex - They said that?! (6) - Thats normal talk (5)

Today I heard a girl say: "But, I try to sleep with at least one guy a day."

#175 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 05:12 PM by Steve - Sex - They said that?! (9) - Thats normal talk (4)

Today I heard a guy say: "you are like super tight and sensitive. i think i hit the jackpot of vaginas"

#173 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 05:09 PM by John - Sex - They said that?! (14) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard a girl say: "If you're good with the clitoris, it should be on your resume"

#172 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 05:08 PM by Kelsey - Sex - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I heard a girl say: "so we'll flip a coin, if its heads you fuck him"

#171 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 05:05 PM by Joanne - Sex - They said that?! (6) - Thats normal talk (2)

Today I heard some guy say: "Mom, get up here quick, 'cause I need money 'cause I'm trying to do this girl."

#170 (0) - Nov 12, 2009 05:04 PM by Matt - Sex - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a girl say, "I don't know how, but we're gonna slut-ify half the Cinnabon."

#166 (0) - Nov 11, 2009 10:42 PM by Eric - Sex - They said that?! (2) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard a girl say: "i was so dry...it felt like i was being stabbed with a totem pole"

#157 (0) - Nov 11, 2009 08:56 PM by Matt - Sex - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (0)

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