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Today I heard a girl say "Ya...I don't smoke because I love nicotine...I smoke because I love inhaling!"

#189 (0) - Feb 9, 3815 12:58 PM by Emily - Health - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (3)

Today I heard a girl say "H1N1 only effects the average age group of like 14-18 the most. And I'm 19 so IM GOOD!"

#140 (0) - Nov 9, 2009 01:04 AM by Joseph - Health - They said that?! (8) - Thats normal talk (7)

Today I heard a big boobed girl say:"i think the cold weather is making my breasts feel really itchy."

#113 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:48 PM by Katie - Health - They said that?! (4) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard someone say that H1N1 doesn't exist and is a government and media scam to scare people

#109 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 07:18 PM by i hear things - Health - They said that?! (3) - Thats normal talk (10)

Today I heard: Girl 1: my one roommate has the flu so bad, she hasn't eaten in like a week, she throws up everything! Girl 2: oh my god really? Girl 1: yeah, she's lost like 10 lbs !! Girl 2: oh my god, i wish i had the flu. Girl 1: me too.. lucky bitch.

#98 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:58 PM by Rachel - Health - They said that?! (14) - Thats normal talk (9)

Today I heard: girl 1: so i checked out the price of the gym  girl 2: oh yeah... is it expensive?  girl 1: it's $40.00 every two weeks.  girl 2: OH! WOW! $60.00 a month isn't bad at all!

#82 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:34 PM by Queen - Health - They said that?! (13) - Thats normal talk (1)

Today I heard: guy1: ive been really sick lately  guy2: oh, you have the swine flu?  guy1: ya its either that or H1N1

#81 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:33 PM by Jayde - Health - They said that?! (9) - Thats normal talk (0)

Today I Heard: Girl1: okay so i'm like NOT going to eat ANYTHING today Girl2: WHY NOT?  Girl1: uhm because? i want to be one of the few girls who LOOSES weight at university.  Girl2: yeah but isn't it unhealthy for you not to eat anything!?  Girl1: oh it's okay, i had like 4 Vitamin Waters

#80 (0) - Nov 8, 2009 12:32 PM by Rachel - Health - They said that?! (5) - Thats normal talk (2)

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